Here Goes My Virginity,, ♥

Hey Guys!

So welcome to my first EVER blog.

I hope you enjoy hearing about me just as much as I enjoy hearing about my gorgeous self.

Firstly id like to thank a great blogger who has been my inspiration for beggining my very own blog.

 It was her kind and thoughtful words which helped to me realise just how much i truly love myself and how much the rest of the world adores me.

 Someone as popular as me should share their life with those less fortunate, so I have decided to create a blog which tells you just how wonderful it is to be me.

 Maybe there will be a lesson learned here to those who are less great and are looking to gain social status.

If you want to be as cool as me, just imitate me and follow these simple rules which I am willing to provide you FREE OF CHARGE through this exceptionally wonderful blog.

Before the lesson though, I thought id give you guys an update of my day.
This morning I baked a cake for something to do.
(obviously I didn't eat it because OMG eating would make me so fat. Im on a water only diet, DUH!)

Next I made an appointment with my absolute idol, Kate, who does my fake tan on a regualar basis. Because of the increasingly warm weather i opted for the "oompa-loompa orange" shade because theres a possibility I might be seen in a signlet or shorts so I want to look my absolute best. As always Kate did a wonderful job and im looking as hot as ever.

In the afternoon I went to the gym which was really fun.

(clearly I didn't exercise because I didn't want my makeup to smudge)

When there I sat at a table watching this really cute guy pump weights.
 Of course, he noticed how hot I was and striked up a chat trying to pick me up.
 Being the total hoe I am I went back to his for a little fun after his workout.

Once I finished at his house (sorry I didn't catch him name!) I went home for my afternoon nap because I need precious sleep so I don't get bags under my eyes because that would be totally gross!

Then I had a chat with a terrific persom which led me to wear I am now, writing a blog for the world who are totally obsessed with me.

Moving on, I introduce you to todays lesson.
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The first and most important thing to being beautiful is having a great tan.

Now we all know 'all natural' tans give you skin cancer which is just so totally gross, so the wonderful people who invented fake tan are pretty much heroes to girls like us.

Fake tans are perfect for looking hot. Team them with a mini dress, no panties and apply AT LEAST half an inch of makeup and your hot to go.

I can assure you that this is a no-fail plan to picking up the hottest, most popular guys. And its guaranteed to make you the envy of all your peers.

Stay tuned for more as i teach you how to be beautiful, just like me.

Check out my blog everyday for the newest tips and greatest ideas.

Tomorrows Lesson?? HOW TO DO YOUR MAKEUP LIKE A TOTAL BABE!!

I LOVE BEING ME.

xo CAKEFACE

(my friends really gorgeous tan, i just adore it)